SATURNALIA

SATURNALIA

4.5.10

This is why I should sleep sooner

[01:54] Au Au Tuki Tuki: Splitting the game into three episodes, protagonist is on a mission to save the world from powermad pseudogod she's in love with

[01:54] Nila Flux: the violinist is buzzing back and forth like a bee

[01:54] Nila Flux: goddamn

[01:55] Nila Flux: reprise

[01:55] Nila Flux: god damn

[01:55] Nila Flux: 3 discs

[01:55] Nila Flux: all bluray

[01:55] Nila Flux: for xbox

[01:55] Nila Flux: unplayable by everyone

[01:55] Nila Flux: worldwide chaos and confusion

[01:55] Nila Flux: nobody can understand why we made such a stupid decision

[01:55] Au Au Tuki Tuki: it ain't 3 games or 3 discs

[01:55] Nila Flux: japanese 12 year old finds way to encode game for xbox

[01:55] Nila Flux: rather

[01:55] Nila Flux: for ps3

[01:56] Nila Flux: outrage happens

[01:56] Nila Flux: mobs raid his house

[01:56] Nila Flux: kill his panda

[01:56] Nila Flux: HIS PANDA

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: japanese 12 year old has panda

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: THIS AIN'T A GAME

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: THERE ARE PANDAS

[01:56] Nila Flux: properly encoded copy of the game is shipped to the president of the united states

[01:56] Nila Flux: who subsequently murders his children in their sleep

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: what are you still doing up

[01:57] Nila Flux: this album

[01:57] Au Au Tuki Tuki: you are obviously being affected

[01:57] Nila Flux: upon completion of the game

[01:57] Nila Flux: the meaning of his life is realized

[01:57] Nila Flux: and he begins to plant bamboo indoors inside the whitehouse

[01:58] Au Au Tuki Tuki: http://images.4chan.org/co/src/1272963141490.png

[01:58] Au Au Tuki Tuki: quiet you

[01:58] Nila Flux: glenn beck capitalizes on the 'greenhouse' change and uses it as a way to symbolize the liberal far-left media in a nazi context

[01:59] Nila Flux: a fan in the audience has had enough

[01:59] Nila Flux: puts a hole in his head

[01:59] Nila Flux: people the world-round are cheering and the average IQ of the world has risen significantly

[01:59] Nila Flux: we become a self-sustaining population that eventually shuns the thought of a lifestyle based around -isms

[01:59] Au Au Tuki Tuki: ID guys wanting me to register voting

[02:00] Au Au Tuki Tuki: but i'd just wait until i go to snorkridge

[02:00] Nila Flux: the game becomes a prized token in history as a symbol of the courage

[02:00] Au Au Tuki Tuki: anyway

[02:00] Nila Flux: the courage of 3 young men

[02:00] Nila Flux: doing one thing

[02:00] Nila Flux: one thing that makes no sense whatsoever

[02:01] Nila Flux: we get monuments to our names

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: you are thinking too big

[02:01] Nila Flux: north korea dies

[02:01] Nila Flux: all of it

[02:01] Nila Flux: all of north korea dies

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: we will get one unmarked monument

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: a single monolith

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: in the middle of the great plains

[02:02] Nila Flux: etched into the monolith are unnecessarily detailed descriptions of our sex lives

[02:02] Au Au Tuki Tuki: unmarkedmonument

[02:02] Nila Flux: it is only visible to the eyes of people that perceive the fourth dimension

[02:02] Au Au Tuki Tuki: fourth dimension

[02:02] Nila Flux: and live in another plane of existence

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: must

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: sleep

[02:03] Nila Flux: Tea Party officials commit mass suicide

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: before fail life

[02:03] Nila Flux: a large, erect penis unearths itself

[02:03] Nila Flux: from the ground

[02:03] Nila Flux: the earth has grown an erection

[02:03] Nila Flux: the penis is you

[02:03] Nila Flux: alright

[02:03] Nila Flux: whatever i just said

[02:03] Nila Flux: something there

[02:03] Nila Flux: was magical

[02:03] Nila Flux: i know it

[02:04] Nila Flux: that felt so symbolic

[02:04] Nila Flux: The penis is you

21.11.09

A Door To The Heart

it's hard to find the right key for a door to the heart
and you can look in every empty hole in every pocket
while you wonder why anyone ever wanted to lock it
and you spent all night and day looking for the right key
but it never really seemed like you had the one it might be

a little too few and a little too fast
this one's too big and that one's too fat
none of these will fit into a little lock like that

stepped out for a minute, but of course you would wait
stepped back in and left a trail of tears
and left the door open and asked you to please come inside
the rain was pouring and you seemed like a real nice guy

then you took your first step forward
and you felt that strength
and you opened it slowly and put a hand inside
first you called in a warning
then you took a peek without using your eyes

then you told yourself that you had nowhere to hide

and there was something in there that you wanted to find

but there was nothing in there that you had in mind

you filled an empty hole in a falling home
and you've never been alone or felt anything so cold
you didn't make this decision all on your own
and you didn't bother to see if it was a heart you could hold

the first floor fell and you were there to catch it
the second floor fell and you were there to hatch it
the third floor fell and you didn't know if you could hold it
you wished the fourth floor would stay so you could walk away

but it hit you like a bullet and you were in a daze
and before you could recover you were there to stay

you will talk about your trouble and how this was a big mistake
and all you'll ever wonder was if you picked the right heart to break