SATURNALIA

SATURNALIA

4.5.10

This is why I should sleep sooner

[01:54] Au Au Tuki Tuki: Splitting the game into three episodes, protagonist is on a mission to save the world from powermad pseudogod she's in love with

[01:54] Nila Flux: the violinist is buzzing back and forth like a bee

[01:54] Nila Flux: goddamn

[01:55] Nila Flux: reprise

[01:55] Nila Flux: god damn

[01:55] Nila Flux: 3 discs

[01:55] Nila Flux: all bluray

[01:55] Nila Flux: for xbox

[01:55] Nila Flux: unplayable by everyone

[01:55] Nila Flux: worldwide chaos and confusion

[01:55] Nila Flux: nobody can understand why we made such a stupid decision

[01:55] Au Au Tuki Tuki: it ain't 3 games or 3 discs

[01:55] Nila Flux: japanese 12 year old finds way to encode game for xbox

[01:55] Nila Flux: rather

[01:55] Nila Flux: for ps3

[01:56] Nila Flux: outrage happens

[01:56] Nila Flux: mobs raid his house

[01:56] Nila Flux: kill his panda

[01:56] Nila Flux: HIS PANDA

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: japanese 12 year old has panda

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: THIS AIN'T A GAME

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: THERE ARE PANDAS

[01:56] Nila Flux: properly encoded copy of the game is shipped to the president of the united states

[01:56] Nila Flux: who subsequently murders his children in their sleep

[01:56] Au Au Tuki Tuki: what are you still doing up

[01:57] Nila Flux: this album

[01:57] Au Au Tuki Tuki: you are obviously being affected

[01:57] Nila Flux: upon completion of the game

[01:57] Nila Flux: the meaning of his life is realized

[01:57] Nila Flux: and he begins to plant bamboo indoors inside the whitehouse

[01:58] Au Au Tuki Tuki: http://images.4chan.org/co/src/1272963141490.png

[01:58] Au Au Tuki Tuki: quiet you

[01:58] Nila Flux: glenn beck capitalizes on the 'greenhouse' change and uses it as a way to symbolize the liberal far-left media in a nazi context

[01:59] Nila Flux: a fan in the audience has had enough

[01:59] Nila Flux: puts a hole in his head

[01:59] Nila Flux: people the world-round are cheering and the average IQ of the world has risen significantly

[01:59] Nila Flux: we become a self-sustaining population that eventually shuns the thought of a lifestyle based around -isms

[01:59] Au Au Tuki Tuki: ID guys wanting me to register voting

[02:00] Au Au Tuki Tuki: but i'd just wait until i go to snorkridge

[02:00] Nila Flux: the game becomes a prized token in history as a symbol of the courage

[02:00] Au Au Tuki Tuki: anyway

[02:00] Nila Flux: the courage of 3 young men

[02:00] Nila Flux: doing one thing

[02:00] Nila Flux: one thing that makes no sense whatsoever

[02:01] Nila Flux: we get monuments to our names

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: you are thinking too big

[02:01] Nila Flux: north korea dies

[02:01] Nila Flux: all of it

[02:01] Nila Flux: all of north korea dies

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: we will get one unmarked monument

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: a single monolith

[02:01] Au Au Tuki Tuki: in the middle of the great plains

[02:02] Nila Flux: etched into the monolith are unnecessarily detailed descriptions of our sex lives

[02:02] Au Au Tuki Tuki: unmarkedmonument

[02:02] Nila Flux: it is only visible to the eyes of people that perceive the fourth dimension

[02:02] Au Au Tuki Tuki: fourth dimension

[02:02] Nila Flux: and live in another plane of existence

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: must

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: sleep

[02:03] Nila Flux: Tea Party officials commit mass suicide

[02:03] Au Au Tuki Tuki: before fail life

[02:03] Nila Flux: a large, erect penis unearths itself

[02:03] Nila Flux: from the ground

[02:03] Nila Flux: the earth has grown an erection

[02:03] Nila Flux: the penis is you

[02:03] Nila Flux: alright

[02:03] Nila Flux: whatever i just said

[02:03] Nila Flux: something there

[02:03] Nila Flux: was magical

[02:03] Nila Flux: i know it

[02:04] Nila Flux: that felt so symbolic

[02:04] Nila Flux: The penis is you